The Money Hoax

Have you ever wondered why the government introduced The Rounding Up system for financial transaction? And why the government gives public awareness campaign about Malaysian Deposit Insurance Corporation (PIDM) exactly during America's slow economy?

Have you even heard about Northern America new currency called the Amero?

Well watch the following vids and think hard...coz i'm pretty exhausted rite now to explain it ^^,

More vids on Youtube and WebofDebt and DemocracyNow.

The US

Bush clueless about $4 gas prices!

*update*
I just notice the video's date was Feb 28. Damn, i really need to catch up. *sigh*

My bucket list ...

... during this raya break.

1. Download, download, and download some more.
2. Refer no.1.
3. Check if no.2 is done correctly.
4. Chill out while waiting for no.3 to finish.

*update*
5. Curse Veoh.com for blocking Malaysia ergo slowing no.1.
6. Curse Firefox 3 for not letting RealPlayer do no.1 anymore.
7. Curse Real.com for crappy update resulting in no.6.

This is my blog...

...and i'll write whatever i want.ditto.

Since i'm too lazy to summarize an article i've read from someone used to be my dear, i'll just paste it here.

7 Reasons Why You Don't Wanna Be My Boyfriend

• Even standing at 164 cm I have an affinity for (very) high heels. So unless you are 175 cm or above, just forget the idea of being my boyfriend.
• I can't stand (too) romantic cooing or person. It makes me tingle, not in a good way. Moderate amount of occasionally romantic gesture is highly appreciate though.
• I have annoying habits of cutting people's talk. And changing the topics into mine. Or jumping topics from one to another.
• I am not your typical sweet soft-spoken innocent girly girl. And never will be.
• I am blunt. I speak my mind, most of the time.
• I don't want to be with someone who refuses to acknowledge me as his girlfriend to his friends and (if not) his family.
• I can't tolerate with someone who has jealous, controlling traits and bad-tempered.

PROUD TO BE A MAN.

1. WHY ARE MEN SUCH JERKS?

It’s a testosterone thing. Much similar to your PMS thing, we men suffer from testosterone poisoning *haha*. Why do you think the average life span of a male is typically 10 years shorter (and it’s not just from all the ♥♥♥♥♥ing and nagging we have to endure)? Hormone modifies behavior. We’re just misunderstood. *nice one*

2. WHY DO MEN ALWAYS HAVE TO OGLE AT OTHER WOMEN?

Again, this is a testosterone thing. Do you honestly think that all the testosterone just fell out of our bodies the moment we met you? Besides, women do it as well. Women are just much better at not getting caught. I’m fairly certain it’s some sort of photographic memory deal. Women take one quick look and memorize it for later reference. Since men lack this ability, we try to burn it into our memory by staring as much as we can.*hahahaha*

3. WHY DO MEN ALWAYS TOUCH THEMSELVES, ESPECIALLY IN PUBLIC?

We occasionally need to adjust “junior” and make him happy. It’s much like adjusting your bra. Being in public is just an added bonus.

4. WHY DO MEN ALWAYS SAY SUCH STUPID THINGS?

We like to. It’s actually a whole lot of fun to see our partner frustrated by a few simple (and well chosen) words.

5. WHY ARE MEN SO UNCOMMUNICATIVE?

You’d learn to keep your big mouth shut too if every time you open it you get into trouble with your partner.*nicely put*

6. WHY DO MEN HAVE TO ACT LIKE SUCH RETARDS?

Well, we don’t actually have to; we do it because we enjoy it. It’s the old fashioned pride in a job well done that’s missing in so much of the world nowadays.

7. WHY CAN’T MEN JUST SHARE THEIR FEELINGS?

Do we look like women to you? Why is it so hard to understand that men and women are different? How are we supposed to share how we feel when we have no idea how we feel? Unless we’re experiencing some extreme emotion like rage, hatred, disgust, or a brick on our foot, we have no idea how we feel. Personally, I get a headache whenever I try to figure out how I feel.

8. WHY CAN’T MEN CUDDLE MORE (I.E. LIE DOWN AND HUG)?

Please… How many hours do you think there is in a day? We oblige you as much as we can, but who the hell (besides women) can stand lying around for hours on end? We men… Men hunters… Need go roam… Starve in cave… Must go find wildebeest…Now sitting on our asses for hours on end on the other hand is a whole other story.

9. HOW CAN MEN SIT ON THEIR ASSES ALL DAY WITHOUT MOVING?

Men have very powerful sets of sitting muscles developed by evolution that enable us to sit for extended periods of time without getting tired. In prehistoric times, it was often necessary to sit in one spot for extended periods of time while hunting for prey. The more successful hunters were able to sit very still for very extended periods of time thereby passing on this ability to their sons. The fidgety types were all gobbled up by saber toothed tigers etc. The end result is that almost all modern men are born with this innate ability.

10. WHY CAN’T MEN JUST SAY “I LOVE YOU?”

Men are taught from a tender young age to be self-sufficient. To say that we love you is equivalent to saying that we need you. Most men consider that a character fault. It’s not easy to admit to one’s own character faults.

11. WHY DO MEN SAY “I LOVE YOU” WHEN THEY HARDLY KNOW ME?

Ho, Ho, Ho… Aren’t you special? Well, some men think it’s a sure fire way to get into your pants. Surprisingly, it actually still works quite well.

12. WHY DOESN’T MY PARTNER EVER ANSWER ME?

We just simply don’t have the energy to answer every single one of your questions. If we think we do not have the answer, or that you will not like the answer, we simply remain quiet and save the energy for other things.

13. WHY WON’T MEN EVER PICK UP AFTER THEMSELVES?

Why should we? It doesn’t really bother us that much. Besides, we know darn well you’ll pick it up.

14. WHAT’S WITH ALL THE BELCHING AND FARTING?

This usually only occurs after months of courting. It’s our way to let you know that we’re comfortable with you. Believe it or not, its actually a sign of affection. Besides, holding it for extended periods of time gives us stomach cramps. *haha that is so true*

15. WHY DO MEN HATE SHOPPING?

It’s an evolutionary thing. Men hunt. Women gather. We just want to go out, kill it, and bring it back. Who wants to spend hours and hours to look at things we have no intention of killing? Err… buying?

A year of inactive blogging.

It has been nearly a year since i post here, and i don't even know why. It's like time just passed me by with the speed of an ICE that i dearly missed. Heck even my last post was in August 2007.

Maybe i lost interest in blogging. Or maybe i just found someone, someone special, who's not into computer games, just like everyone else I've met in my life, except that one which i finally persuaded to play WoW *heh*.

Maybe i just use one of my bots to generate a lazy blogger post for u guys:

OMG! I just had a cup of tea and realised I have not updated this since Paris Hilton was in jail... You would not believe the amount of people that are totally stalking me. But I'm sorry you'll just have to take my word for it..

I am totally and utterly flat out with setting fire to people wearing Crocs, selling my soul to Google, just generally being a biatch to the bodyguards of the blogger I am stalking, my day drifts aimlessly from when the nightclubs close to I see my darling's 10000 text messages. I am convinced that I absolutely deserve this after all my hard work. life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get.

I will try to remember I promised you I will write something that makes sense soon. No, really! What do you mean you don't believe me?.

Veoh

ok i wanna introduced a new blog label, n it is all about tech.

recently i found a marvelous little program, n i used it to download tons of stuff, especially Korean stuff. it is called Veoh.

i can download at full speed, day n night, not like some other p2p (utorrent in m'sia? duh.). n the quality is acceptable.

give it a try, n don't forget the downloader: Veoh.

Bad Boyz

i'm so tired of being a nice guy. coz nice guys finish last. n guess what, it is so fucking true. especially in a country i called home.

when u r nice on the road,they drive u crazy.
when u r nice in fastfood restaurant, they cut ur queue.
when u r nice to ur classmates, they stole ur work.
when u r nice to the lectures,they ignored u.
when u r nice to the girls,they control u like a queen.
when u r nice to the boys,well..emm...nothing here,coz i never met a jerk yet :-p

and the worst thing, i'm not even in the working industry yet. always wonder how do working people survive out there.hmm..

guess i wanna give the term "bad boyz" a try.

currently listening to:

Nelly Furtado - Maneater

Oh Malasnye...

Oh malasnye nak update menatang ni.huhu.

May - Exam. Semester yang paling memenatkan. Penat sangat sampai 2 clasmates repeat sem n 2 lagi drop kolej (??). Last2 clasmates tinggal 9 org. Sama mcm kat 1 tmpt aku penah belajar dulu. Buhsan and malas.

June- Cuti. Cuti yang paling memenatkan. Penat sbb dok donlod+makan+kenyang+tido jah.

July- New Semester. Ini lg malas. Sape yg rajin nk masuk kelas. New subjects, new lecturers but same ol habit. Lecturer malas buat kelas, bdk2 pn malas nk masuk kelas. Budusla, RM6.5k per sem tuh. Investment down the drain. Dahla check pointer dpt 3.8 je. jeee. Lagila malas nk start kelas. i cannot afford 3.8! there's no point coming home and then this..! Demmit.

August - Busy. Sibuk melayan si.cacat . And sibuk berlagak kaya padahal ptptn xde. Dah 3 kali apply tu. Hutangku sudah mencecah RM20k(!). Sehinggakan bapakku Shaharoni terpaksa menggunakan connectionnye. YB Sabak Bernam(!). huhu. Aku terasa gov conspiracy lah. U know, pakatan JPA + PTPTN. Demmit.

So pendek kata, aku mmg sorg bdk yg malas, seperti shin chan =)

Oh btw, i've been meaning to post this vclip long ago, ever since that historical day:

Rot in hell!

Oh, one more thing, to my secret admirer. i've a series of questions to ask u. u can answer in the comment section. =)

#1 How long have u been admiring me?

Perveeeeeeeeeeeeeeert! Assemble!!!!

Oh how i wish this was true:

After five years of breast watching the study revealed that bosom-watchers had lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and fewer instances of coronary artery disease.

Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out, “declared gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby. Dr. Weatherby and fellow researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, reached the startling conclusion after comparing the health of 200 male outpatients - half of whom were instructed to look at busty females daily, the other half told to refrain from doing so.

Dr. Weatherby suggested that men over the age of 40 spend at least 10 minutes a day looking at breasts sized “D-cup” or greater.

Source: www.naturalwellnessandhealth.com

D-cup tuh.ahaks.But then again:

A search of the thousands of international medical journal articles contained in the Medline database turned up zero items on this topic and zero items authored by "Dr. Karen Weatherby," who presumably does not even exist.

Source: urbanlegends.about.com
independentsources.com

Movies

Finish Communication Principal's just now. Thank God all the targeted questions came out. I think i can scorelah. Today's test is better than yesterday's Electomagnetic Theory. EMT is so fuckin out of this universe.lolz.

It's so fxckin hard to watch movies nowadays. My old schoolmates can't make it. They sleep at 10pm on weekdays and i'm not around on weekends. Besides, i can only watch movies on Wednesday due to a certain financial restriction. *woot* As for my new friends, well don't even let me go there.

I think i'll go watch that new movie from Mr. Bean, if i manage to find some chicas malas.lolz.