Friday, February 23, 2007

Sing with me - "i want to fly".

I live in an apartment in Bandar Sri Damansara. Although it is called Apartment Aman Satu, it is actually my college's hostel. It's a cosy hostel, despite of the scary lif which don't have any light bulbs anymore, and despite of the many suicide cases happening in this neighbourhood.

There is one case that happen next to my block. Hell even my own apartment have its history of people jumping out of the window. Thank god that poor guy is still alive in ICU.

Back to the story. I was away when it happen and Chinese New Year was coming. The story i heard from the guys next block goes like this. There was a guy/girl, who was happily singing at the window. He/she was singing I want to fly and bam!! down goes that poor guy/girl. She fell from the 9th floor onto the top of Nissan Sunny. I don't know what happen next. Maybe he/she is still alive somewhere in a hospital. Or maybe he/she will come back haunting us, singing I want to fly...weeeeee....

What happen when stock-st+c=?

It all happen during QAM class.My Chinese lecturer for QAM likes to speak English with proper pronunciation. She likes to speak every word clearly and proudly.

One day, while the whole class was wondering what the hell is the lecturer talking about, process control blablabla, when suddenly she said cxck instead of stock.

Surprisingly enough, no one notice, or pretend not to. Not even a slight giggle. Maybe my classmates have fallen asleep already. It is past beyond noon, and the air conditioner is calling for us like a soothing wave of breeze. Or maybe because she said stock almost in light speed after she said the c word. Or maybe...just maybe..they all have the same thought, that she must be very horny teaching a whole class full of young boys.lolz.

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Open Loop

This post is not about the open loop test from any electrical subject. I just need the answer 4 da following question:

Newton said:

With every action, there is a reaction.

But i say:

I'm an open person. But how come everytime i share sumthing wif frens, there is no similar reaction coming from them?

And Kirchoff said:

The sum of voltage in a closed loop must equal to zero.


But i say:

Other people knew more about me but i knew nothing of them.Am i being kept ouside the loop?

Again, i didn't hope the reader understand this post, coz this is my gibberish heaven afterall.

Four Point 0

Praise Allah the All Mighty.Why do people call it flat? I still can't understand it. They should call it 'four extravaganza', or 'four point o is da bomb'.lolz.Though the system of assignment+quiz+presentation+test+final is new to me, but it is a really really nice system lah. Wish me good luck this semester (semester 4) too, aight mate?

Saturday, January 20, 2007

Blogging Is A Risk.

Huhu. I've told u so what. Many-many time wo. I'm sure i've read this thing sumwhere. And now its becoming my own nightmare.

The article i've read describe how people share their intimate or personal secret on the internet easily, in the so call this-diary-is-only-4-me-coz-no-one-bother-to-read-it BLOG.Alas,think again ma fren.

Employers argue in the article that the posts from sumone's blog can seriously backfire during job interviews. The article also noted that once u post sumthing personal on ur blog,there's a big chance that a search engine had already cached it in their system. Deleting the post later is proven far too late.

And i think u guys can guess what already happen.Check this out:

Link: Google results on Saraya Arbi.

Ma blog is on the 2nd or 3rd page (depends on ur google's preferences) for God sake. With all the real names!!!111!1! y@aLL thi5 i5 s3ri0u5 shitznit fo shizzle!111!1!

Update:
I've deleted the post, but see this ma brothers -> Google's Cache.

Moral of da story: Don't blog.Get a pet instead.

Thursday, January 18, 2007

Lina Joy aka Azlina Jailani

This high class lawsuit of a convert made it to Yahoo again. *sigh*.

This lawsuit is basically challenging the country's constitution, but the malays are more worried about their rights (Hak-hak Orang Melayu).In my opinion,they should just change it to Muslim's Right (Hak-hak Orang Islam).Just think about the benefits.Flocks of citizen would happily convert into Islam,just to sip a tiny weeny drops of national benefits,which was previously given only to the malays.Maybe the flood that hit the country is a sign from above.

August 13

For Islamic scholars, Joy cannot win.


Source: Yahoo News Singapore

January 11

"We see this as something which is unacceptable, something which is a threat to the socio-religious harmony of the country."said Yusri Mohammed, the president of the influential Muslim Youth Movement of Malaysia.


Source: Yahoo News Asia

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

My so called Flatrate Internet

Internet is so slow lah.Why oh why?.Long gone is my 1-month school holiday,huhu,and none of my movies is gonna finish downloading at this rate.argh.Just when my streamyx finally changed back to flatrate.huhu.

No single cable has been fully repaired till now, Walters said.


Source: www.shanghaidaily.com

Oh noooooooo....


such a slowly speed
and its mine
the most slowest speed in my life

such a crappy line
should be banned
it's a line that i can't stand

the most slowest speed in my life
the most crappiest speed in my life

such a bad torrent
shouldn't exist
it's a day that i'll never miss

and if its slow,i don't wanna slow with you
and if its broken,i don't wanna fix it for you
take your line and fix it away

such a slowest line
and its mine
it's the day that i'm glad i survived

-Lonely Day:System of A Down-

Saturday, November 18, 2006

MP3 Player hacks ATM machine.

Computer expert Maxwell Parsons beat banking security systems by bugging cash machines with portable music players. He secretly attached portable MP3 players at the back of freestanding ATMs so he could illegally tap into telephone lines used by customers during transactions. As bank details and pin numbers were punched in, data was recorded onto Parsons' MP3 players.

The fraudsters then used specialised software from the Ukraine or Canada to translate the stolen data into a readable format. Using other technology, Parsons was able to use the data to re-encode and clone a number of cards.

A similar fraud had been carried out in Malaysia by other conmen which was said to have crippled the country's banking system.


Source: Manchester Evening News

Hmm. Note the news date. Did this scam really happened in Malaysia?

Sunday, November 05, 2006

Raya

raya thn ni semcm la.asal sume org leh x tgk pengumumam raya kt tv.like sume org dh tau raya bile.mcm sume org ada 6th sense + superhuman eyes leh zoom langit dr celah lobang dinding jamban tgk anak bulan ada ke x.ke sbb aku dh lama sgt x raya kt msia.huhu.

oh thn ni 5 org wish birthday.a new record!!!siap ada email dr emuforum.com tu.


Hello Granduke,

We at Emuforums.com would like to wish you a happy birthday today!

ntah bile aku register pn dh x ingat dah XD.

Sunday, October 01, 2006

Bulan Pose

huhu.seb baik bln pose.kalau tak sure dh cranky manky ni.*wooosha*

argh mana la peginye komputer aku.huhu.tolongla sesape yg ada info.dh puas dh rasanya contact sume org.200eu 4 sure dh burn
.*woosha*

xpela.dh qada' qadar.nk wat camne kn.sometimes wonder la jgk, nape sesetengah manusia tu fight for his right, whatever it is.sesetengah yg lain lak pessimis like terima je qada' qadar.like cancer.patot ke pesakit cancer tu terima je nasib dia, or adakah usaha dia melawan cancer tu spt menentang qada' qadar.ish mcm hidup illyanna yg mcm soap opera penuh ngan dilemma tu kn?ahaks.wallahualam.


okla nk gerak.semoga mlm ini x jem mcm cipan.gerak 150m in 2hrs?in rural area like tg karang?argh wt4uck.*woosha*.sabor jele.

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