Woman

A group of girlfriends go on vacation and they see
a five-story hotel with a sign that reads "For
Women Only." Since they are without their
boyfriends, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to
them how it works. "We have five floors. Go up
floor by floor, and once you find what you are
looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to
decide, since each floor has signs telling you
what's inside."

So they start going up, and on the first floor the
sign reads, "All the men here are horrible lovers,
but they are sensitive and kind." The friends
laugh and without hesitation, move on to the next
floor.

The sign on the second floor reads, "All the men
here are wonderful lovers, but they generally
treat women badly." This wasn't going to do, so
the friends move up to the third floor, where the
sign reads, "All the men here are great lovers and
sensitive to the needs of women."

This was good, but there were still two more
floors.

On the fourth floor, the sign was perfect. "All
the men here have perfect builds, are sensitive
and attentive to women, are perfect lovers, and
are single, rich and straight."

The women seem pleased but they decide that they
would rather see what the fifth floor has to offer
before they settle for the fourth.

When they reach the fifth floor, there is a sign
that reads, "There are no men here. This floor was
built only to prove that it is impossible to
please a woman."