Perveeeeeeeeeeeeeeert! Assemble!!!!

Oh how i wish this was true:

After five years of breast watching the study revealed that bosom-watchers had lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and fewer instances of coronary artery disease.

Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out, “declared gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby. Dr. Weatherby and fellow researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, reached the startling conclusion after comparing the health of 200 male outpatients - half of whom were instructed to look at busty females daily, the other half told to refrain from doing so.

Dr. Weatherby suggested that men over the age of 40 spend at least 10 minutes a day looking at breasts sized “D-cup” or greater.

Source: www.naturalwellnessandhealth.com

D-cup tuh.ahaks.But then again:

A search of the thousands of international medical journal articles contained in the Medline database turned up zero items on this topic and zero items authored by "Dr. Karen Weatherby," who presumably does not even exist.

Source: urbanlegends.about.com
independentsources.com

Movies

Finish Communication Principal's just now. Thank God all the targeted questions came out. I think i can scorelah. Today's test is better than yesterday's Electomagnetic Theory. EMT is so fuckin out of this universe.lolz.

It's so fxckin hard to watch movies nowadays. My old schoolmates can't make it. They sleep at 10pm on weekdays and i'm not around on weekends. Besides, i can only watch movies on Wednesday due to a certain financial restriction. *woot* As for my new friends, well don't even let me go there.

I think i'll go watch that new movie from Mr. Bean, if i manage to find some chicas malas.lolz.

Bereh Heliza Bereh

AF5 M2



Sounds like Datuk S? Or maybe Kris Dayanti? Cannot lah.

Afundi Noni. Yosh!

AF5 M2



Kawaiiii.

And i'm 100% agree wif u mr Yamada-saaaan.

i'm stuck

tanda-tanda anda bayi tahun 80-an:

kita membesar dgn menonton G-Force, He-man, Transformers, Thundercats, Silver Hawk, Woody Woodpecker, Chipmunks and Mickey Mouse. Not to forget Kamen Rider, Ninja Turtles, Mask, Smurfs dan Voltron.

berus gigi time waktu rehat kat skolah rendah?...hmm, mesti pegang cawan warna-warni kan. mencangkung kat tepi parit dgn classmates semua kat seblah...

ingat tak, misi kat skolah masuk kelas dgn list dentist appointment. pastu bunyi gigi member kite kene gerudi kat bilik sebelah. ada gigi yang berlubang, kene laa tampal.

ni sure korang igt...program minum susu di skolah. nak galakkan budak2 time tuh minum susu. sekotak 30 sen jek beb...

cikgu2 kalau nak denda, mesti guna pembaris panjang warna kuning tu. pukul tapak tangan...kan?

semangkuk mi sup ke, mihun sup ke, 30 sen jek kat kantin.

time skolah menengah, korang sure beli kasut skolah Bata BM Turbo atau Pallas Jazz. ada yang suka kasut high-cut yang buatan china tu...ada yang suka stoking tebal laaa...

internet? email? mendalah ape tu?

CD? ape tu? kaset tape penah laa dgr. tiket wayang pun 5 inggit je.

kite pegi kedai runcit, beli Chickerdis, Mamee , Kum Kum, UFO, O-Ya,Ding Dang chocolate balls yang ada mainan kat dlm die, 'telur' keras warna warni, 'rokok' chewing gum, KIKI Bubble Gum. tak dilupakan, 'Ti Kam'.

bile dah abih exam, main Monopoly la, Donkey la, Happy Family laa dlm class.

lagi satu loceng masa nak pegi rehat. tinggal kan keje skolah, jom kita pegi makan. budak2 yg dpt Rancangan Makanan Tambahan (RMT) mesti kluar awal.

lagi satu yang seronok mase time Pendidikan Jasmani, PJ. main bola laa,(my favorite game) Bola jaring

permainan kegemaran, main guli, batu seremban, penutup botol, batang aiskrim, 'Pepsi Cola one-two-three', 'konda-kondi','Police-Sentry', kejar2 duduk...

kita hilangkan dahaga dgn aiskrim 10 sen. yang tube aiskrim, ada byk2 color tu. kalau nak makan, kene patahkan kat tengah2 die!

lipat kertas kecik2, pastuh buat lastik. hmmm..ni pun kita main dulu ni. baling2 kapur laa. kunyah ais pastu sumpit gune straw la..

hmm...budak2 kat university skarang, kebanyakan nye lahir thn 1986/87. skarang digelar 'remaja'.

bagi diorg, diorg mane penah dgr lagu 'We Are the World, We Are the Children...' dan lagu 'Uptown Girl' yang diorg tau,yg Westlife nyanyi....bkn Billy Joel nyanyi...

bagi diorg, ada satu je Jerman kat dunia ni, dan ade satu je Vietnam.

AIDS wujud sejak diorg lahir.

CD pun wujud time diorg lahir.

Michael Jackson dah putih dah time tu.

Diorg percaya Spiderman dgn Incredible Hulk tu filem2 baru.

Diorg tak bley bayangkan skrin komputer kaler ijau mcm the matrix tu.

Diorg tak penah tau pun 'Atari' dgn 'Game & Watch'.xpn NES.

Diorg tak percaya penah ada TV hitam putih...dan diorg skarang tak reti nak switch on TV kalau xde remote control. kesian mereka...

dan diorg tak paham macam mane kite boleh survive dkt IPT tanpa handphone...

hmm...jom kite check, kite ni dah tua ke:

1. korg paham ape yang korang baca kat atas ni, dan korg sure tersenyum

2. kebanyakan member2 skolah menengah kite dah kawin

3. korg sure pelik bile nengok bdak2 kecik main komputer, selamba je

4. kita geleng kepala bile nengok bdak2 skolah menengah guna handphone

5. kita dah tak byk sembang2 dgn member melalui telefon lagi setiap hari

6. bile jumpe member lame dari semasa ke semasa, seronok bile bersembang
pasal cerite2 lame, cerite2 kelakar yang kite alami mase dulu time kecik2, nakal2 dulu...

7. last skali, bile dah bace email ni, korang akan terpikir utk forwardkan dkt member2 lame korg. Sure diorg suke punye laa...hehehe

8. kite dah tahu menghargai sebuah pertamuan dan teramat sakit jika berlaku perpisahan...

Empty

I feel so empty lah. no money. no degree. no job. not even part-time job. no friends (like my good ol fren Aizuddin used to say: "Korg ni bekannte je, bukannye freund". i still can't figure out what's my problem with this friendship buddy kind of things.

i got a phone call from one of my schoolmate last weekend. apparently there's a gathering in kl that night, which i can't make it because i'm already at my hometown. i'm still wondering what he used to say for this ackward situation: "Sorry la dude, aku lupe ko ada kt sini." hell,it has been nearly a year since i landed in KLIA. it's true i have not contact them for a very loooooooong time, but everyone deserve a 2nd chance, rite? Or does the equation works the other way around?

on da bright side, i think i'm clean now. =)

Wish list

I want my mindstorm.huhu.

Lego Toilet Paper Folder:





Robot Fight By 6 & 13 years old:





Scanner using Mindstorm:

Sing with me - "i want to fly".

I live in an apartment in Bandar Sri Damansara. Although it is called Apartment Aman Satu, it is actually my college's hostel. It's a cosy hostel, despite of the scary lif which don't have any light bulbs anymore, and despite of the many suicide cases happening in this neighbourhood.

There is one case that happen next to my block. Hell even my own apartment have its history of people jumping out of the window. Thank god that poor guy is still alive in ICU.

Back to the story. I was away when it happen and Chinese New Year was coming. The story i heard from the guys next block goes like this. There was a guy/girl, who was happily singing at the window. He/she was singing I want to fly and bam!! down goes that poor guy/girl. She fell from the 9th floor onto the top of Nissan Sunny. I don't know what happen next. Maybe he/she is still alive somewhere in a hospital. Or maybe he/she will come back haunting us, singing I want to fly...weeeeee....

What happen when stock-st+c=?

It all happen during QAM class.My Chinese lecturer for QAM likes to speak English with proper pronunciation. She likes to speak every word clearly and proudly.

One day, while the whole class was wondering what the hell is the lecturer talking about, process control blablabla, when suddenly she said cxck instead of stock.

Surprisingly enough, no one notice, or pretend not to. Not even a slight giggle. Maybe my classmates have fallen asleep already. It is past beyond noon, and the air conditioner is calling for us like a soothing wave of breeze. Or maybe because she said stock almost in light speed after she said the c word. Or maybe...just maybe..they all have the same thought, that she must be very horny teaching a whole class full of young boys.lolz.

Open Loop

This post is not about the open loop test from any electrical subject. I just need the answer 4 da following question:

Newton said:

With every action, there is a reaction.

But i say:

I'm an open person. But how come everytime i share sumthing wif frens, there is no similar reaction coming from them?

And Kirchoff said:

The sum of voltage in a closed loop must equal to zero.

But i say:

Other people knew more about me but i knew nothing of them.Am i being kept ouside the loop?

Again, i didn't hope the reader understand this post, coz this is my gibberish heaven afterall.

Four Point 0

Praise Allah the All Mighty.Why do people call it flat? I still can't understand it. They should call it 'four extravaganza', or 'four point o is da bomb'.lolz.Though the system of assignment+quiz+presentation+test+final is new to me, but it is a really really nice system lah. Wish me good luck this semester (semester 4) too, aight mate?