Saturday, April 14, 2007

Perveeeeeeeeeeeeeeert! Assemble!!!!

Oh how i wish this was true:

After five years of breast watching the study revealed that bosom-watchers had lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and fewer instances of coronary artery disease.

Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out, “declared gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby. Dr. Weatherby and fellow researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, reached the startling conclusion after comparing the health of 200 male outpatients - half of whom were instructed to look at busty females daily, the other half told to refrain from doing so.

Dr. Weatherby suggested that men over the age of 40 spend at least 10 minutes a day looking at breasts sized “D-cup” or greater.


D-cup tuh.ahaks.But then again:

A search of the thousands of international medical journal articles contained in the Medline database turned up zero items on this topic and zero items authored by "Dr. Karen Weatherby," who presumably does not even exist.


Wednesday, April 11, 2007


Finish Communication Principal's just now. Thank God all the targeted questions came out. I think i can scorelah. Today's test is better than yesterday's Electomagnetic Theory. EMT is so fuckin out of this universe.lolz.

It's so fxckin hard to watch movies nowadays. My old schoolmates can't make it. They sleep at 10pm on weekdays and i'm not around on weekends. Besides, i can only watch movies on Wednesday due to a certain financial restriction. *woot* As for my new friends, well don't even let me go there.

I think i'll go watch that new movie from Mr. Bean, if i manage to find some chicas malas.lolz.
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